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Now Mena Suvari is the hottest topic in the world, everyone talk about this. Just look for the video:

After 18 long months (that’s three eternities in Kardashian years) of wearing a wedding band, Mena Suvari has decided that her wedding band would look a lot better off of her finger and in the palm of a pawn shop clerk, because she has filed for divorce from her second husband Simone Sestito. A two-time divorcee by the age of 32! Mena is living the life I was supposed to live if gay marriage was legalized in the late 90s. DAMN HER! But all jokes aside, it really is a sad day when the couple name of SiMen SuTit is no more. People says that Mena and Simone became wife and husband in a beautiful pre-divorce ceremony two Junes ago in a private church in Vatican City, Italy (or as I called it when I got into a shoving match with some Eastern European bitches in front of a nativity scene, “Faticunt City”). Mena says in divorce papers filed in L.A. that they officially stopped staring at each other’s faces on a daily basis on November 1, 2011. Mena doesn’t want to pay spousal support and says that “irreconcilable differences” is the reason why their marriage drowned in a bath tub full of rose petals as Kevin Spacey tried to molest it.I can already hear whores screaming about how these young Hollywood sluts don’t take the sanctity of marriage seriously anymore. NEWS FLASH! Nobody takes the sanctity of marriage seriously anymore. That’s why the sanctity of marriage gave up, moved to Reno and now works the 1am-6am shift at strip club under the name Sanctitty Mirage. But really, I’m sure Mena and Simone tried to really make it work. You try sleeping next to a woman whose satellite head spits out the sound of static all night, because aliens from another universe are trying to send signals to it. Besides, how can Mena compete with JLo who is paying Simone (JLo knows him as “Casper”) $10,000 to be her kept bitch?.
American Beauty actress Mena Suvari has decided to end her 18 month long marriage to concert producer Simone Sestito. Suvari filed the papers in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing and#226;and#128;and#156;irreconcilable differencesand#226;and#128;and#157; as the sole reason they can’t work it out. Suvari also asked the court that he be given no spousal support and that … Mena Suvari Files for Divorce From Simone Sestito After 18 Months is a post from: The Inquisitr.

Source:
http://dlisted.com/2012/01/14/mena-suvari-legally-quitting-her-husband-18-months
http://www.inquisitr.com/181557/mena-suvari-files-for-divorce-from-simone-sestito-after-18-months/